Oh no. Oh honey. There’s a .01% chance this is a public stunt where a young girl is making a statement about uhh, nature and how we are all one with the world. That leaves a 99.99% chance her reality has been severely taken over by whatever cocktail of substances she was on. This lady gives drugs a bad name. The tree’s got wood though. Har har har.
We need to hook this girl up with the drunk flip flop guy from Coachella. I still laugh everytime I see that bro try to help his fellow bro out at the .20 second mark. It’ll be my mission to find events like these at Bonnaroo this year.