Kanye West Hates Your Clothing Style

I, like many other 20-somethings with not much else going on in their lives, mainly created a Twitter account to follow Kanye West’s tweets. Although they have been rare lately, Kanye can come up with some verbal diamonds in the form of tweets.

Imagine my delight when I saw my Twitter feed Saturday. No, Bethany Cosentino hadn’t finally retweeted me (sad face), but Kanye West decided to narrate his drive through New York City with a series of tweets describing outfits he hates.

In case you missed it, these are some of Kanye’s least favorite things:
-Button up shirts with hoodies
-Hoodies with sports coats
-Sport coats with button up shirts, jeans and dress shoes
-Khaki trench coats with jeans and off brand work out sneakers
-Khaki cargo shorts
-Big ass striped scarves
-Long ass sideburns with the line up RnB beard

All of this hatred in only five New York blocks.

I’m sure we are all thinking the same thing. Why is someone in New York City wearing a scarf on May 5th? It seems like there was an excess of clothing walking around the streets of Manhattan on Cinco de Mayo, and I would have been pissed off too. Trench coats have no business outside of the dead of winter, and why would someone be wearing a sports coat on a Saturday?

Thank God for Kanye. Hopefully these tweets will help the people of New York City get their shit together.