Big Sean Arrested For Sexual Assault

He doooo ittt, but without consent? That’s what a young Buffalo woman is accusing the skinny and small Big Sean of last night at a Wiz Khalifa concert. According to the Buffalo News police blotter, Sean and another gentleman were charged with third-degree sexual abuse, forcible touching and second-degree unlawful imprisonment. Gross, another gentleman? We could have a devil’s threesome situation on our hands. Let’s hope Sean hit it like it was his last. Yeah I’m full of crappy, obvious jokes today. Sean’s lawyer has issued a statement:

Last night, recording artists, Sean ‘Big Sean’ Anderson and Willie ‘Sayitainttone’ Hansbro were arrested and then immediately released by the NY State Police in connection with an allegation made by a female who was at their concert in Lewiston, New York. Both men were charged with misdemeanors and they both vehemently deny the allegations. I am confident, that after further investigation, both men will be vindicated.

More updates as they come available. This comes one day after Drake squashed any and all beef between him and Sean. Sean’s accused Drake of stealing his patented flow and rhyming style, as they both use “one-word punchlines.” For example, a typical verse from Sean: “I just give them line after line after line, barcode,” and Drake: “Swimming in the money, come and find me, Nemo”. Check the video below of Drake discussing Big Sean: