Cancer cures must get kinda boring after a while, so scientists moved on to form an explanation to why our earphones knot within seconds of being placed in a pocket.
There are over 120 different types of possible knots that can form when earphones are placed in a pocket-like environment, and they usually form immediately.
The bad news is that scientists found that it’s almost impossible for them to not knot in a pocket, which means either keep that shit in your ears or leave them at home. The other bad news is that scientists immediately punched themselves in the face repeatedly after they realized how much time they wasted on this study.
You can read the full article here, but be warned; it has big words.